{"id":229,"date":"2008-04-23T12:19:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T19:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2010-05-05T00:39:27","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T07:39:27","slug":"school-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"School Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you know, I teach for an online high school, and I love it.  However, with a wedding coming up this summer, I have picked up a few  shifts of subbing per week for extra income. Today, I had to brave the  school cafeteria for lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>The line was  long, so I went back to the classroom and waited it out for a few  minutes. By the time I got back, all they had left were curly fries and  pizza rolls. Not being a huge fry fan, I reluctantly reached for the  pizza rolls, and they are currently sitting on my desk.<\/p>\n<p>Another  big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>I am not exactly sure how these relate to pizza.  Pizza must be a challenge for a school lunch room, as these seem to  consist of a cheese stick wrapped in mystery dough, with a side of  marinara sauce. I can&#8217;t eat them. I am going to be hungry this  afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>I feel bad for the kids who have to eat this crap  every day. Seriously.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/redvsblue.com\/assets\/images\/emoticons\/smiley4.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you know, I teach for an online high school, and I love it. However, with a wedding coming up this summer, I have picked up a few shifts of subbing per week for extra income. Today, I had to brave the school cafeteria for lunch. Big mistake. The line was long, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":230,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions\/230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}