{"id":246,"date":"2008-02-11T03:57:50","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T10:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2010-05-05T00:51:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T07:51:22","slug":"lessons-learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Lessons Learned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as one realizes that one has stayed up too late, one should  immediately go to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Though I have tried repeatedly to make  time move backwards by staying up even longer, I have conclusively  proven that this is impossible. The longer you stay up, the later it  gets. This has been universally confirmed by every single one of my  tests. I welcome any studies proving the contrary.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; it&#8217;s  almost 4:00 AM. I guess I should go to bed now. And stuff. Like I was  saying. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid space-time-continuum&#8230; thingy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as one realizes that one has stayed up too late, one should immediately go to bed. Though I have tried repeatedly to make time move backwards by staying up even longer, I have conclusively proven that this is impossible. The longer you stay up, the later it gets. This has been universally confirmed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}