{"id":67,"date":"2009-10-08T16:59:51","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T23:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2010-05-04T20:21:57","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T03:21:57","slug":"omg-change-your-babys-diaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"OMG, change your baby&#8217;s diaper!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sitting at the allergy clinic, waiting my 30-minute sentence to  make sure they don&#8217;t need to stab me with an epi pen and rush me to the  hospital, and this couple just walked in with a really stinky baby. I  almost puked a little. She obviously has a poopy diaper.<\/p>\n<p>But the  couple just plopped her down in the play area without even taking her  into the bathroom to change her! Now, I can understand if she let one  loose in the car on the way over, but there&#8217;s a nice, big, private  bathroom right by the entrance here with a changing table.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously  gross. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/services.shawnwilsher.com\/smilies\/roll.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sitting at the allergy clinic, waiting my 30-minute sentence to make sure they don&#8217;t need to stab me with an epi pen and rush me to the hospital, and this couple just walked in with a really stinky baby. I almost puked a little. She obviously has a poopy diaper. But the couple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}