{"id":86,"date":"2009-04-17T22:59:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T05:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2010-05-04T22:26:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T05:26:24","slug":"attention-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Attention Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I wanted your software, I would go looking for it. Really, I&#8217;m a big  girl. I can find applications for myself.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Microsoft:<\/strong> Please do not install random crap with Windows Update. And why must I  LOG IN to Messenger before I can stop it loading on boot!?<br \/>\n<strong>Sun:<\/strong> No, I do not want Open Office with my Java Update for Chrome! Why would  you even ask me that?<br \/>\n<strong>Apple:<\/strong> No, I do not need or want the  Mobile Me control panel. I use Exchange. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/services.shawnwilsher.com\/smilies\/roll.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I wanted your software, I would go looking for it. Really, I&#8217;m a big girl. I can find applications for myself. Microsoft: Please do not install random crap with Windows Update. And why must I LOG IN to Messenger before I can stop it loading on boot!? Sun: No, I do not want Open [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":107,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.princessnybor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}