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Zombie Plans
Posted by Robyn on Aug 11, 2009 in General
Okay, so everyone just loves to talk about their zombie plans. What’s your zombie plan, Robyn? Well, I have come up with the perfect plan.
BECOME A VAMPIRE.
I will begin searching for a friendly vampire to bite me immediately. And when all you idiots are running from the zombies, I’ll be walking around, unharmed, and in full possession of my brains, thank you very much. Hell, I may even side with the zombies, so watch your back!
That’s about as realistic a zombie plan as I’ve ever heard.
(Relevant picture of Vampire Bella is relevant.)