Chicken Wings

So we have these two bags of buffalo chicken wings from Costco in the freezer. Justin likes the drumstick-shaped pieces better, where I prefer the flat ones. So, I figure why not take a clean garbage bag, spread it out on the kitchen table, empty the contents of both bags, and sort by personal preference.

We can discuss my OCD later, but my reason for posting this journal is that in both bags, there were twice as many of the drumstick ones as the flat ones. I got totally cheated! But how does this even make sense? What kind of mutant birds did they make these wings out of anyway?